At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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