Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry zdawgg24 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(907): View more from Alaska

We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.

Fav 19 7003 1966
share tweet
(519): View more from Ontario

I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id

Fav 5 2847 1522
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(423): View more from Tennessee

She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.

Fav 6 4653 1101
share tweet
(512): View more from Texas

Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?

Fav 4 1580 801
share tweet
(315): View more from New York

mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.

(315): View more from New York

hahahaha slap the bag.

Fav 2 1732 942
share tweet
(615): View more from Tennessee

We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat

Fav 11 1060 2299
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(847): View more from Illinois

I'm on the struggle bus

(847): View more from Illinois

just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers

Fav 4 1636 735
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(317): View more from Indiana

You should frame my arrest warrant.

Fav 3 363 237
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(612): View more from Minnesota

Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.

Fav 0 18 39
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT