There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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