she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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