Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize