All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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