is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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