Cold hands, warm shart.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
