I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
My bed smells like the plague
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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