Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
