You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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