Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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