everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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