He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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