Having a random hookup so left but love u
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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