I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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