Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Randomize
