can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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