can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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