problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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