Sponge bath it is.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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