you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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