I cockslap morals
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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