don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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