i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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