Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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