I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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