i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Randomize
