They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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