and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize