Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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