He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Randomize