Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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