So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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