3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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