I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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