she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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