My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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