my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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