I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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