I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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