dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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