He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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