just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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