Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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