OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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