i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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