I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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