so explain again why im purple
no
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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