So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Just high enough for therapy.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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