you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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