The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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