It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
BRING THE BAGELS
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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