She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
